The Bellweather Gazette · Est. 1887 · Price 2p Next deadline: 23:59:48 Vol. CXL · No. ∞ · Final Edition

The Bellweather Gazette presents

Deadlines

Local News. Final Edition.

★ Coming Summer 2027 A film by Andy Riffeth R Restricted
The Bellweather Gazette
Tuesday — Weather: Fog"All The News That Fits, We Print"Deceased Welcome

Local Reporter Files Story; Local Dead File Back In

It began, as most things in Bellweather do, with a complaint about the bins. By Thursday the recently deceased were back: hanging out washing, queuing at the post office, propping up the bar at The Ship Inn and politely declining to leave. The Gazette calls them the Deadies. They do not call themselves anything. They are very busy.

Reporter Gideon Flyte — chasing a real story for the first time in a decade — discovers a town that has decided the sensible British response to a localised apocalypse is to carry on, file the paperwork, and possibly charge tourists admission. As the population both grows and decomposes, the Gazette races toward the one deadline nobody beats.

Rated R — Restricted

For ribaldry, moderate gore, one (1) extremely tense parish council meeting, and a scene involving a buffet that the producers maintain "could have gone better".


From the cutting room

The Trailers

Press play on the official trailer below. The heavy video player only loads when you ask it to — your bandwidth has enough to mourn already.

DEADLINES title card — Local News. Final Edition.
Official Trailer3:24 · 4K

Now appearing in Bellweather

Meet the Deadies

They were our butchers, vicars and landlords. Death changed remarkably little. Threat levels measured in teacups — five being "do not comment on the hydrangeas".

Figures walking the seawall under a gathering storm

The Deadies, in their natural habitat

Bellweather seafront · low tide · members of the public advised to keep moving


Bellweather Tourist Board · Twinned with the afterlife

Welcome to Deadass Park

The dead still do the shopping — so why not watch? Take the ferry to Bellweather Island and clamber along the viewing rail to see the Deadies in their natural habitat. Entirely safe.* *Terms apply. So do the Deadies.

Welcome to Deadass Park

Mind the gap · mind the rail · mind the dead

The Island of Bellweather — Visitor Map

QUARANTINE FENCE THE COLD SEA N 1 Ferry Slip 2 The Gazette 3 The Church 4 The Ship Inn 5 Viewing Rail 6 Gift Shop

A working harbour town, a respectable mortality rate, and now the West Country's premier undead heritage experience.

  • Getting thereFerry from the mainland. Sailings hourly, weather and apocalypse permitting.
  • Best timeTuesdays (bin day), when footfall — and shamble — peaks.
  • WildlifeRoughly 1,400 Deadies. Numbers rising. Population also dropping. It's complicated.
  • Gift shopSouvenir obituaries, "I ♥ BELLWEATHER" tote bags, one (1) functioning kettle.

Visitor advisory
If your tea begins to ripple, the 8:15 from the churchyard is running early. Finish your tea. Do not run. They find running encouraging.

Do Not Feed The Deadies
They have eaten. They are simply browsing.
No Flash Photography
It startles them. Then it startles you.
Keep To The Rail
The rail is the only thing the dead respect. Mostly.
Last Ferry 17:30
It does not wait. For anyone. Living or otherwise.

Reserve your sailing

Book the Ferry

Three ways to experience Bellweather. All include a complimentary souvenir obituary and the gnawing awareness of your own mortality.

Day Tripper

Final Edition Pass

£24per living guest
  • Return ferry to Bellweather Island
  • Guided shamble along the viewing rail
  • One souvenir obituary (yours, pre-filled)
  • 20 minutes at the gift shop kettle
Most Popular Press Pass

Embedded With The Gazette

£59per intrepid guest
  • Everything in the Final Edition Pass
  • Ride along on the morning obituary run
  • Press credential & a flat cap
  • Tea with a Deadie (Mrs. Pickering, Tuesdays)
  • Right to be quoted "saying something brave"
Lock-In

Overnight At The Ship Inn

£99per brave / foolish guest
  • Everything in the Press Pass
  • One night at The Ship Inn (doors bolted)
  • Last orders at the actual last orders
  • Full English for any survivors
  • No refunds. No exits. No regrets (verbal).

Reserve your spot on the ferry

Fill in your details. A confirmation will be wired to you by carrier pigeon, the post, or the next available Deadie.

Bellweather Ferry — Boarding Pass
Guest:
Package: · Party of
Sailing: TBD — tide & apocalypse permitting
Return leg: not guaranteed
Booking ref.
Show to any Deadie
CONFIRMED

Critics file early

The Reviews

★★★★★

"Shaun of the Dead by way of the parish newsletter. I laughed, I screamed, I renewed my subscription."

— The Fog Horn
★★★★★

"Riffeth has made the feel-bad feel-good film of the decade. Final edition indeed."

— Coastal Living (Deceased)
★★★★☆

"Four stars and a missed deadline. Docked one for making me cry at a buffet."

— The Time Sink
★★★★★

"A triumph. We may be biased; we are also the only paper left."

— The Bellweather Gazette